UChicago ScavHunt 2009
With the conclusion of the Great Hunt of 2009, ScavvieCampus.com will be shutting down on Thursday, May 14th
If there be any parties, specifically judges, interested in continuing scavviecampus.com, revamped, as is, or otherwise let their voice be known at any time by emailing James Thoburn at jthoburn [at] uchi or ScavvieCampus [at] gmail (dot)com.
The latest juice :So you took the running shit did ya? Well good for you! That was totally nasty, you were probably that person I was sitting next to on the bus, everyone kept turning and looking at me, gee thanks! What’s the deal with these shit related items anyway, we know Scav hunt is supposed to be bizzare, creative etc. but potty mouth playground vulgar?
If its not nobody its somebody: hoopla
The latest juice :Like OMG so the other day like I was at that totally stupid movie theater, ya know the one with the chair arms that don’t even move up, and you’ll never guess who I saw, it was that awkward guy from the bus that kept talking about himself. Yeah I know, right? Well anyway I gotta go pretty up my perfect hair and gorgeous nails, ttfn!
If its not nobody its somebody: Hooverstone
The latest juice :It took me 30 hours, but I totally made this really awesome hot-dog launcher that used hot-dog tension to fling ketchup at walls…. then I found out that i need to be launching the hot-dogs themselves into the stands… almost an FML. I built a new cannon and went to the Track meet to try it out, after watching Snell hit someone with theirs, I tried mine. I smacked an eighty year old lady in the face on the first try, she had to go to the hospital. Then a little boy picked up the hot dog and ate it…I’d forgotten to cook it. FML
If its not nobody its somebody: FML
The latest juice :We all admit winter quarter is rough, but Spring is here and every year I’m reminded how beautiful and how much I love this campus by the sudden bloom of foliage, the scent of flowers, and of course, the signs of ScavHunt everywhere in the Air.
I love Scav more than my boyfriend, lets face it nerdy UChicago guys aren’t the greatest thing ever, and mine’s up with the least awkward of them. But Scav does things he can’t. Scav inspires me, dedicates me, focuses me, gives me a rush of excitement for four days at a time. The persistent drive to finish builds a strong physical love for Scav. God I love this school!
If its not nobody its somebody: In Love <3
The latest juice :Man I feel stylish and cool, especially since I was around those nerds from Hitchcock day. I find it hilarious that Shoreland is the biggest, but having a party scene doesn’t care.
If its not nobody its somebody: Old Mac Abdullah Petersen
The latest juice :We know it isn’t the armadillos, nothing short of an unkempt hedge and a tub of oil has come out of that dorm in over a century.
Whose got the hottest guys?
Is is Max P?
Is it MacPierce?
Personally I love a good Fist!
If its not nobody its somebody: Veronica M
The latest juice :I heard Bloom stopped work on his items last night to spend eight straight hours fucking a girl from the Max P team from behind. Rumor has it she was a virgin, hope it was tight Bloom, just like your team’s margin of loss.
If its not nobody its somebody: defloured
The latest juice :Bah these ridiculous Olympics aren’t worthy of the great name they bear. Come to Mount Olympia, the physical immanence of my genitalia, and see for yourself the games real men play.
If its not nobody its somebody: Zeus
The latest juice :Its come to the University’s attention that several of this year’s scavenger hunt teams used meat during the camp out on the quad from slaughtered Egyptian pigs believed to have been carrying the H1N1 virus.
The University is currently developing a strategy to effectively quarantine attendees of the camp out from these teams as well as other team members they may have come in contact with.
Quarantine will begin late this evening and will end either when patients become asymptomatic or until Sunday evening in order to allow students to return to their studies.
Swine flue is known to cause feverish excitement, loss of sleep, fatigue, and soreness of the loser. If you experience any or some of these symptoms, please bring this deadly disease to the hospital as quickly as possible.
If its not nobody its somebody: Kimberly Geoff-Crews
